"I would rather be an artist than a leader. Ironically, a leader has to follow the rules."

"Life is like underwear - Change is good."

"Matching sets make me feel good from the inside out."

"Life is so much better when you have an online order to look forward to."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Hey! I just met you, and that bra is crazy, but here's my number. I'm your bra fit lady!"

"If you can't wait to take your bra off, I probably didn't fit you."

"Give the support that your besties need, don't leave them hanging."

"Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days."

"I'm no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else".

"You have to be odd to be number one. "

"I know you're half naked in a room with a stranger, but that stranger is about to change your life."

"Beauty has no size... Love your curves!"

"Buy the matching underwear - you only live once."

"It's all fun and games until they ask you to come up with a quote."

"Hey all you cool cats and kittens..."

"Distracting myself from the news with flowers, bras, films and The Clash."

"Hi, I'm date Mike. Nice to meet me."

"Explore your uniqueness."

"Be the person that your dog thinks you are."

"Boobs - proof that men can look at two things at once."

"Unlike Facebook, I refuse to be offended by nipples."

"I promise I'm smiling under my face mask."

"Life is the art of drawing without an eraser” - John W. Gardner

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