"I would rather be an artist than a leader. Ironically, a leader has to follow the rules."

"Life is like underwear - Change is good."

"Matching sets make me feel good from the inside out."

"Life is so much better when you have an online order to look forward to."

"Hey! I just met you, and that bra is crazy, but here's my number. I'm your bra fit lady!"

"If you can't wait to take your bra off, I probably didn't fit you."

"Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days."

"Give the support that your besties need, don't leave them hanging."

"Perfect boobs have nothing to do with size or shape. It's who they're attached to."

"The best things in life are free. The second best things are very expensive."

- Insert witty quote here -

"I know you're half naked in a room with a stranger, but that stranger is about to change your life."

"Beauty has no size... Love your curves!"

"Hey all you cool cats and kittens..."

"It's all fun and games until they ask you to come up with a quote."

"Hi, I'm date Mike. Nice to meet me."

"Distracting myself from the news with flowers, bras, films and The Clash."

"Be the person that your dog thinks you are."

"I promise I'm smiling under my face mask."

"Boobs - proof that men can look at two things at once."